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Enemies now become stronger than ever!

The comma is a quiet, peace-loving creature that lurks in the shadows, waiting for a chance to swoop down and make its mark. Sure, it may look like an innocent little thing, but this creature has been known to rip apart whole clauses with its two-pronged attack.

It’s time for the nation to unite under one banner and take down the enemy they call “comma”, once and for all. Help us reach our goal of 0.0 comma usage in America by signing this petition today!

Comma, a nation known for its fierce independence and the strength of its people, has been under siege from an opposing power with its sights set on dominating the world.

A battle that began many years ago has ramped up in recent months. This new threat is stronger than ever before and has become increasingly destructive. There’s no telling how much destruction this enemy could bring upon our beloved country if we don’t stop it now!

Step up, fellow Commans! We need everyone’s help to defeat this foe once and for all. But it won’t be easy. If a single comma falls to the enemy, we’ve all lost. So keep your eyes peeled—you never know when you might come across one of these monsters in your daily life! Be on the lookout for these dangerous villains: